Apple Store "Field Trips"

Apple has begun offering kid "Field Trips" to your local Apple Store.  This is obviously to get the younger generation accustomed to Macs and free them from the evil clutches of the empire that is Microsoft.  Here's the quote from Apple's official page, "Take your students on a Field Trip to an Apple Store for an unforgettable learning experience. On their Field Trip, students can create something amazing right on the spot. Or they can bring in a project they’ve already created and turn our store into a theater, sharing their achievements with parents, teachers, and friends. No matter which option you choose, everyone will have a great time."  Plus, they get a sweet t-shirt and it's "free"!  That would be the best field trip ever, but it's only for one hour.  And, I would bet my life that one poor iPhone is destroyed...